wE1CoMe to the "Funny Farm"

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Feeling dumb for visiting a site like this is not necessary. Compared to other examples of Homo sapiens in the world, there are actions that must make us feel brilliant. Check out the dumb laws that have been created around the world and some of the dumber criminals that break our other laws.

Biorhythm chart
Web-O-Rhythm chart
Biorhythmic Compatibility Test

Astrology reading
EasyScopes horoscopes and astrology sites
Tarot Card reading
I-Ching

Since you are using the computer you are not a COUCH POTATO (or is that spelled POTATOE? Maybe I should ask the VP!). You obviously have not been keeping up with the Top Ten Lists from the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN.

Science is everywhere. Take a visit to the Science 4 Kids site to learn some interesting science related information. The site is also available in spanish.

Has your GREEN thumb turned BROWN? Are you tired of getting your hands dirty while doing your gardening? Now you can avoid the mess. Use this robot to Tele-Garden while viewing and interacting with a remote garden filled with living plants. When you are done there is no mess to clean up. Working with plants is very therapeutic.

Ever wonder what farmers talk about when they get together at the fence in the back 40 or when sitting around the pot-bellied stove at the local general store? Listen in on some of the Agri-Laugh conversations that take place. You might learn a thing or two.

Maybe a cartoon or two or three or ... will cheer you up and help you through the rest of the day?

Doctor Fun
Doonesbury
Dilbert
Where the Buffalo Roam
A collection of various comics
Animated Cartoons

The following sites provide a wide selection of various amusements on the web. They are worth a visit.

Zarf's List of Interactive Games on the Web
Games Domain - Games related information site
Amusement, Fun, Entertainment and Recreation
Happy Puppy's Front Porch games

Let us not forget, we cannot live by humor alone. Check out the recipes and find something good to eat.

On the other hand, maybe you would like to eat something that you would not find on most menues. Check out the Insect Recipes and make some "Chocolate Chirpie Chip Cookies." But, before you get started, make sure the box of crickets in your cupboard is not outdated. Nothing worse than a bad batch of cricket cookies!

Keep it simple and enjoy

The Children Page
Canine adding machine (audio reply)
Visit MooMilk to learn about the nourishing drink from cows.

The MooMilk from above was good but there are many other things to be learned about cows. Did you know that some cows are going MAD? There are several ways to check. One clue is they start to give milk of amnesia! Or, they might start wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne. But, you can always tell by listening to the difference between a normal cow and a mad cow.

For those that have come from a farm background, you might have participated in the game of "cow tipping". We don't recommend this because you can hurt the cow. Also, if you don't see the bull, or know the difference between a cow and a bull, you could get yourself hurt. It is suggested that you visit some "virtual cows" to do your tipping. While there, you will be serenaded by "Dueling Banjos" as you tip the bovine. (If you do not have VRML capabilities ignore the error messages and listed to the tune).

Another barnyard animal is waiting for you. The henhouse is now open so go and visit the Psychic Chicken and find the answers to some of your questions.

Maybe you like frogs? Yuch! But, if you really like frogs, I mean reeeeeally like frogs than you need to visit these sites.

Virtual Creatures has Frog Island, Jumping JavaFrog and more.
The FROGGY Page has nice pictures and sound.
Froglady Home Page
FROG! Page
FrogLand
The Whole Frog Project for the more serious person.
Interactive Frog Dissection Kit if you would rather look inside.
Interactive Frog Dissection An on-line tutorial

Maybe you need a pet. A pet that is inexpensive and easy to take care of. If you forget to feed it for a day, a week or a month; no problem. No, not a pet rock. These little critters are really alive. If it sounds interesting than visit Cockroach World. They are easy to take care of and multiply faster than rabbits. Amaze your friends (as long as they last). Start now and collect the whole set. If you want to learn more about the cockroach and their friends, visit the Yucky Bug World. . . . YUCHY . . .

Maybe you want or need to know more about yourself and your family tree. If you go far enough back you may find some swinging in the branches.

Find some Genealogy Help and Guides
Everton Publishers: Helping More People Find More Genealogy
Pam's Top Ten Genealogy Web Sites
Brian's Genealogy Hotlist
You can get some help from the A.R.C.H.I.V.E.S. (Archival Records and Collections of Historical Information Via Electronic Sources) server provided by the National Archives and Records Administration (NARA)

I know, you need a good laugh. Go visit The Mother of all Humor Archives. Your bound to find something funny at this site.

You may not be sane enough to drive or maybe the authorities have not taken your drivers license away, yet. But if you still have a car, or will be getting one soon, you must have a vanity license plate to let people know your different. If you don't know how to say it with only a few numbers and letters, check out some that are already in use.

Are you in need of a task you can accomplish to boost your self esteem? Well, there is one task that I know you can perform correctly the very first time. All you need to do is to push The Really BIG Red Button. Due to popular demand and the need to accomplish something successfully, other RED buttons have show up on the Internet. Also try Red button 2 and RED button 3 and finally RED button 4. If you have trouble with this than you really need to take a break, a very loooooooooong break from work.

A nice barbeque might help you to relax. No, probably not. Getting those !@#$%&* briquettes to light is just too hard and takes too long.

But wait! There is a simple and fast way to get things going. It only takes 3 seconds. Start with an inexpensive grill (I emphasize the word "inexpensive"), 60 pounds of charcoal, a glowing ember and 3 pounds of liquid oxygen.

An added advantage is that there will be little to clean up afterwards, including the grill since it will no longer exist.

Don't try this at home. Maybe a (distant) neighbor might appreciate your assistance? Purdue (my alma mater) comes up with some of the best time saving methods and helpful suggestions. I used to be a Boilermaker, now I am a BoilerGator (for safety reasons).

Finally, if nothing else works there is always a visit to The Asylum as a last "RESORT."

But alas. "All good things must come to an end" because "time waits for no one." So, it is time to check the time to see if it is time to get back to some real time-consuming work. If you need to set your Timex, than you can check the Foam Bath Fish Time.

If the asylum is not your thing, why not play doctor? The latest toy craze is the FURBY. Do you know what makes them tick? Why not do a Furby Autopsy and check out what makes them tick. Do you have the stomach for such a delicate task?

Try the mystical and magical card trick. Is big brother watching or is Rhonda really reading or controlling your thoughts?

The fast paced lifestyle we lead can be very tiring. Try slowing things down and watch corn grow by tuning in to the Corn Cam. Your fast paced life will seem a pleasure after a few hours of this seasonal activity. Anybody want to tip some cows?

Working at the computer screen all day (and night) you might have forgotten what you look like. Take a picture of yourself with the new Magic Cyber Camera. Send a copy to your family and friends who may have also forgotten what you look like.

I know what can help you! YOU NEED A HOBBY. Not just any hobby. Select something unusual to collect. Your not alone. There are a lot of Unusual Museums on the Internet. Yours can be the next one. Also try the Museum of questionable medical devices, the Museum of Weird Consumer Culture or the Museum of Bad Art.

Tired of working hard and making little money. Suppliment your income by visiting the MONEYTREE. If you pick the perfect spot you can win up to $25,000. However, there are 170,000 possible points on the tree. The odds may not be too good but it costs nothing to play and demands no information unless you win. Who knows, you might win a few bucks. Give it a try.